The Tribal Sultanate of The Pacific Caliphate is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chief Qidlaq el-Chasai with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, infamous sell-swords, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.961 billion Pacifisians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Heart of Darkness. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pacifistic economy, worth a remarkable 3,001 trillion Hornbills a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,297 Hornbills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Pacifistic officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, official government guidance encourages binge behaviors, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime is totally unknown. The Pacific Caliphate's national animal is the Buttered Breadfly, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is pantheistic monism.

The Pacific Caliphate is ranked 1,997^th in the world and 3^rd in Eurth for Most Cultured, scoring 266 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.